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BS proof of God's existence
Argument From Scientific American (I)
1. Scientific American published an article that shows creationism is nonsense.
2. The first editor of Scientific American was a Christian.
3. Therefore, whoever wrote that article is a traitor and a liar.
4. Besides, Scientific American didn't hire a creationist in the 70s, so they're obviously trying to persecute Christians.
5. Therefore, God exists.
Consider this
God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project.


Spoken Word
Stories, poems and speeches written by others, read by me. Something a little different from the Gisburne norm.
A Baby Tramp - Ambrose Bierce
Suffer the little children. Hold on, that's a Bible quote. Okay, er... if it's raining always take a coat and umbrella. You know it makes sense.

9 May 2008

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A Baby Tramp - Ambrose Bierce
Suffer the little children. Hold on, that's a Bible quote. Okay, er... if it's raining always take a coat and umbrella. You know it makes sense.
Lecture on the Bible - Robert G Ingersoll
From the Lectures of Colonel Robert G Ingersoll
The Bible as a Moral Guide - Robert G Ingersoll
The full title of Ingersoll's speech is:
'What would you substitute for the Bible as a moral guide?'
The Kittens of Doom - Nick Gisburne
I've recorded stories about cats and other macabre tales, and perhaps they inspired me to write this poem. The tongue-in-cheek title came first, and everything else seemed to follow.
The Beast in the Cave - H P Lovecraft
Never stray from the path. If you do, you might find you're not alone.
The Cats of Ulthar - H P Lovecraft
Always be kind to animals. If you're not, anything could happen.
The Gift of the Magi - O Henry
One of my favourite stories. A Christmas gift from me to you. Just don't think I'm getting all religious on you; this is not really a religious story at all.
Shot At Dawn - Alan Booth
In the First World War little, if anything, was known about "shell shock" and a number of British and other soldiers were shot at dawn for desertion.
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A classic ghostly tale, illustrated by Gustave Doré.
The Phantom Coach - Amelia B Edwards
A spine-chilling Victorian ghost story. Lost and cold, a man just wants to return home to his wife, but his carriage is far from what he expected...
The Gods - Robert G Ingersoll
Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll (11 August 1833 - 21 July 1899) American social activist, orator, and agnostic prominent during the Golden Age of Freethought.

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