BS proof of God's existence
Argument From Teen Christian Movement
1. God is so totally awesome, dude, and if you would pretend that Creed and POD were good bands, you would realize that.
2. Also, our Youth Group leader Skip once, like, cured a broken leg using only the power of the almighty Lord.
3. Therefore, God exists.
Consider this
The difference between the Mormons and the Muslims is that the Mormons want their 72 virgins now.


Spoken Word
Stories, poems and speeches written by others, read by me. Something a little different from the Gisburne norm.

The Cats of Ulthar - H P Lovecraft
The Cats of Ulthar by H P Lovecraft
Read by Nick Gisburne

Always be kind to animals. If you're not, anything could happen.

28 January 2008


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A Baby Tramp - Ambrose Bierce
Suffer the little children. Hold on, that's a Bible quote. Okay, er... if it's raining always take a coat and umbrella. You know it makes sense.
Lecture on the Bible - Robert G Ingersoll
From the Lectures of Colonel Robert G Ingersoll
The Bible as a Moral Guide - Robert G Ingersoll
The full title of Ingersoll's speech is:
'What would you substitute for the Bible as a moral guide?'
The Kittens of Doom - Nick Gisburne
I've recorded stories about cats and other macabre tales, and perhaps they inspired me to write this poem. The tongue-in-cheek title came first, and everything else seemed to follow.
The Beast in the Cave - H P Lovecraft
Never stray from the path. If you do, you might find you're not alone.
The Cats of Ulthar - H P Lovecraft
Always be kind to animals. If you're not, anything could happen.
The Gift of the Magi - O Henry
One of my favourite stories. A Christmas gift from me to you. Just don't think I'm getting all religious on you; this is not really a religious story at all.
Shot At Dawn - Alan Booth
In the First World War little, if anything, was known about "shell shock" and a number of British and other soldiers were shot at dawn for desertion.
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A classic ghostly tale, illustrated by Gustave Doré.
The Phantom Coach - Amelia B Edwards
A spine-chilling Victorian ghost story. Lost and cold, a man just wants to return home to his wife, but his carriage is far from what he expected...
The Gods - Robert G Ingersoll
Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll (11 August 1833 - 21 July 1899) American social activist, orator, and agnostic prominent during the Golden Age of Freethought.

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