BS proof of God's existenceArgument From Coincidence | 1. | We were driving home with our youth pastor when it started to rain really hard outside. | | 2. | We pulled over to the side of the road, joined hands and asked gawd to deliver us home safely. | | 3. | We arrived home safely. | | 4. | Therefore, God exists. |
Consider thisEverything is more or less organised matter. To think so is against religion, but I think so just the same. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Peter O'Toole
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Spoken Word
Stories, poems and speeches written by others, read by me. Something a little different from the Gisburne norm.
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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A Baby Tramp - Ambrose Bierce
Suffer the little children. Hold on, that's a Bible quote. Okay, er... if it's raining always take a coat and umbrella. You know it makes sense.
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The Kittens of Doom - Nick Gisburne
I've recorded stories about cats and other macabre tales, and perhaps they inspired me to write this poem. The tongue-in-cheek title came first, and everything else seemed to follow.
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The Gift of the Magi - O Henry
One of my favourite stories. A Christmas gift from me to you. Just don't think I'm getting all religious on you; this is not really a religious story at all.
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Shot At Dawn - Alan Booth
In the First World War little, if anything, was known about "shell shock" and a number of British and other soldiers were shot at dawn for desertion.
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The Phantom Coach - Amelia B Edwards
A spine-chilling Victorian ghost story. Lost and cold, a man just wants to return home to his wife, but his carriage is far from what he expected...
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The Gods - Robert G Ingersoll
Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll (11 August 1833 - 21 July 1899) American social activist, orator, and agnostic prominent during the Golden Age of Freethought.
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