BS proof of God's existenceArgument From Absolute Moral Standards | 1. | If there are absolute moral standards, then God exists. | | 2. | Atheists say that there are no absolute moral standards. | | 3. | But that's because they don't want to admit to being sinners. | | 4. | Therefore, there are absolute moral standards. | | 5. | Therefore, God exists. |
Consider thisHistory teaches us that no other cause has brought more death than the word of god. Giulian Buzila
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Watch my videos here, as posted by my friends on YouTube and LiveVideo. Banned from YouTube... but now reinstated! Oh yeah! Let the atheist times roll!
Sounds of the Street Preachers
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Street preaching Christian evangelists. They're everywhere, and you'd do well to avoid them. Or, if you dare, find them and challenge them, and see how much they really know about their own religion. Then maybe tell them that whatever madness they're trying to serve up to you, you simply don't want to know... because it just isn't so. To read the full text of this poem, read my blog. The original title was 'Relentless'. You can probably understand why - it certainly wasn't the easiest video I've ever recorded!
21 June 2008
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Sounds of the Street Preachers
Street preaching Christian evangelists. They're everywhere, and you'd do well to avoid them. Or, if you dare, find them and challenge them, and see how much they really know about their own religion.
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Too Many Clowns Spoil The Circus
When I was very small, and that was a long, long time ago, my Dad told me that I was old enough to go to the circus and that on my very next birthday he would take me to see one. This is what happened.
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The Universe: Formation is NOT Creation
The real question is not who or what created the universe, but HOW. Only science is asking that question; religion simply doesn't want to know. And is the universe really a creation? Isn't 'formation' a far more reasonable description?
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The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe... NOT!
People have been asking me to read Poe's 'The Raven' for a while now, but it has been previously recorded by a large number of far more lyrical voices than mine. So I thought I'd keep the feel of the poem, but change the words... just a little! In case you think this should be filed under 'Spoken Word', the theme is strictly in keeping with the other videos right here!
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Allah G's Skool Histry Homewerk (Holy Fucking Bible #12)
In my search for truth I have unearthed some of the oldest known copies of the Holy Fucking Bible, and to my amazement one of the chapters from the ancient Book of Genitals actually appears to be an early school homework project from God himself. These are the authentic words of God, as found in his School History Homework.
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The 12 Days of Reason / 12 Quotes of Christmas
Words of wisdom (mostly), courtesy of Benjamin Franklin, Voltaire, Robert G Ingersoll, Frank Zappa, Philip K Dick, Carl Sagan, Denis Diderot, G K Chesterson, Arthur C Clarke, Thomas Jefferson, Bertrand Russell and one other.
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Blasphemy Bear Challenge
Ask Gillian Gibbons and she'll tell you that Muslims don't like bears called Muhammad. Tough. Give your bear any name you choose... but for the Blasphemy Bear Challenge choose 'Muhammad'.
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I am God
I am God. My Godly powers are as real as those of the God worshipped by Christians, Muslims or Jews. Therefore if I am as powerful as God, I must BE God, because only God can do everything that God can do. There's no denying it. I am God.
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Noah's Ark: It's Fucking Genocide I Tell Ya! (Holy Fucking Bible #6)
If there's one thing you can't hide, it's the fact that killing every human being on the planet except eight AND all the animals except the ones in an unfeasibly large boat is, undeniably, the biggest act of genocide in the whole of (fairytale) history. So here's how it happened.
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Don't Pray For Atheists
Our souls are not in jeopardy (and do not exist), so when Christians tell atheists that they worry about our souls and will pray for them, it REALLY annoys me. We are not damaged, we are not in need of help. Don't pray for atheists. It's inappropriate, and as for TELLING us you're doing it... that is simply self-righteous and downright offensive.
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An Atheist's Twisted Revelation
I'm back. Don't ask me how, don't ask me why. Anyone who asks me 'who?' gets beaten over the head with a rusty crucifix. The knowledge I have acquired while I've been gone is ready to squirt all over you, like an inappropriate sexual reference totally against YouTube's terms and conditions. Just know that this video is juicy. And sticky. And... just watch it.
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Videos Made While Banned From YouTube
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Radical Muslims - The Next Generation
Clips from www.ObsessionTheMovie.com. Don't judge Islam from the small number of moderate Muslims you may have encountered quietly going about their business in the West. Judge Islam from the Muslims in Muslim countries, where the culture of indoctrination and hatred of the West is woven into the fabric of society.
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The Great Positive Atheist Conspiracy
Positive atheism will take over the world!In which the greatest minds in modern atheism refused to come together to make a video... so we ended up with this lot instead!
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Christians: Hateful, Homophobic, Hypocritical
How any Christian can believe that senseless condemnation of the lifestyle choices of gay people can somehow be 'softened' by empty, meaningless 'compassion' for the person himself is nonsense. Separating homosexual acts from homosexual people, by professing to hate the sin but not the sinner, is BULLSHIT. It is hypocrisy of the very worst kind.
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Crime & Punishment: A Lesson in Christian Morality
There is only one sin: not believing in God. Anything else will be forgiven. If you don't believe, but live a good life, Christianity teaches that you are wasting your time. No amount of good works will save you from punishment. So what kind of a justice system is that anyway? And where does morality come into it?
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God is history's biggest torturer
Every year God consciously and deliberately adds the population of a medium sized country to the fires of Hell, and tortures them for all eternity. All because they didn't believe in him. A story of natural justice this is not.
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Christians need miracles more than Atheists do
Atheists need evidence, proof that something exists before they will believe in it. Meanwhile Christians say that their beliefs are strong because they rely on their faith in God. They don't need proof? Really? Tell that to Jesus when (if) he ever comes back.
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God's Hard Drive is Bigger Than Yours
If God sees everything, he's going to be kept very busy. If he knows everything, he must have some seriously radical hardware. And if it's both, do you really think he has time to worry about your every move?
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Archives
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The 7 Deadly Sins (reloaded)
The original 7 sins just aren't challenging enough for 'true' Christians. They need bigger tests. So God made 7 more, just for them.
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WWJD? What would YOU do?
Are you really getting your morals from a dusty old book, or is it within you to make the right decisions for yourself?
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God's Big Test
Faith can be tricky. Luckily it doesn't take a 3-part series to prove that one religious theory is as mad as the next.
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Noah's Ark and other Bible Nonsense   
The source of all Fundamentalist Christian madness is the Biblical story of Noah and the Flood. - Covers loading the animals onto the ark, and already it's obvious what a ludicrous story this is turning out to be.
- Where the water came from, where it went, and some of the realities that such cataclysmic events should have an both the Ark and, more important from a scientific evidence point of view, on the earth itself.
- This is the one to watch! If you don't have time to watch all 3, watch this one.
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Heaven - The meaning of the after-life
What's your purpose in life? To serve God and get to Heaven? So when you get there what will your purpose be then? More importantly, what will you do for all eternity?
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Meet the Mormons    
Nice nice nice. That's all you can say about them. Nutty as a a fruit cake, obviously, but still... nice. - Welcome to my Atheist Lair
A knock at the door. Is it the filth? The rozzers? The old Bill? The bizzies? Dibble? The fuzz? Plod? The pigs? No. - The Meat in the Middle
What went on when the Mormons came back to visit for a second time. Oh what fun we had! - Church of Ted
I have seen the light. And the light has seen me! - A sign from Ted
It's definitely a sign. Not much of one, but it'll do for me. These people were literally at the door about a minute after I finished doing the earlier video, which is why my hair still looks like that.
Something from my past  
A pair of videos which were a break from my normal format. Watch them in order or you won't know what's happening.
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Welcome to my world of junk
A quick peek inside my atheist lair. Don't worry, the razor is downstairs, and I'm on my way there right now!
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How to prove there is no God
Follow these easy steps and you'll be in a place other than where you thought you were going to be. On the other hand, all the people who believe in God will have exactly the same problems as you.
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Atheist Jihad / WTF is a TRUE Christian?
I was all primed and ready to do a video about evangelists calling themselves 'true Christians' (presumably all the others Christians are hell-bound scum), and then this dropped into my lap. Not a gift from heaven, more like a turd from an evolving dinosaur - nutty and brown and a million years old.
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Christian Teachings: New Testament Cruelty (reloaded)
Cruelty from the Old Testament: surely Jesus changed all that? Read the NEW Testament, which is all about love and peace. Oh really? You don't have to look far to find that Jesus is a chip off the old block and preaches the same old vengeance and misery that his dad made popular in BC times.
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Don't feel guilty about things which don't hurt anybody
Christianity tells you that you are bad from birth, a sinner as soon as you pop out of the womb. Everything you do, you must take care not to sin. Even if your actions don't hurt anybody. The concept of sin is just a system of guilt. Ignore it.
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Intelligent Design - Why not SEVERAL designers?
If you can just look at the universe and 'know' that an intelligent designer made it, why not 'know' that more than one designer made it? There is no 'proof' for an intelligent design which precludes the presence of several designers.
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Wise Man Speaks: God the Suicidal Con Artist
Philosophy can lead you into deep discussions about the meaning of life. Or it can make you hairy-faced and weird. God was a suicidal con artist - just ask the wise man of the woods.
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Ignore Young Earth Creationists
If someone believes the universe is only 6000 years old, you'd better believe that you will NEVER get through to them, on any level. So don't bother. Just walk away.
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God or Santa? Same difference
If you've ever tried to explain to a Christian that you don't believe in God, and that atheism is not, in fact, denial of a God you know exists, but is actually an absence of any belief at all, you'll know that it's as futile as trying to convince the sea that it should stop waving at you.
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Atheist Sermon
Here's what the bible sounds like to atheists - Atheist Eye for the Christian Guy you might call it.
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Intelligent Design (Rocks in the Head)
In which I explain that you really can't tell if something is intelligently designed just by looking at it, and you can't believe what that great book of intelligent design (the Bible) tells you.
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God is not love. God is threats.
Love me or I'll set you on fire. Forever. Next time you start a relationship, try that and see how it goes down. Christians fall for it all the time, but what they don't realise is that this is a threat. No other word for it.
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Atheist Toolkit
I present 3 things you will need to argue with a Christian. No, not a chainsaw, club hammer and a machete, here are a couple of books and a DVD which will help you explain your atheist position.
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Atheists have morals too
As an atheist, I see more and more Christians coming up with the line 'you can't have moral values without God'. Well, sorry, you can.
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