I've just found out that good old Michael Jackson, the man with a face like a smashed Pinnochio puppet, has become... guess what? A Muslim.
Yes, he's converted to Islam, mainly because he was too fucking weird for the Scientologists, so they told him to fuck off. But Islam, they'll let anybody join, so he's in. So one more reason to laugh at the weiro, eh?
Remember that he has kids, so now instead of covering them with a blanket he can hide them in Burqas instead. Niiice!
So anyway, as it's Michael Jackson, or should I say 'Mikaeel Jackson' cos he's also changed his name (a bit) I've adapted one of his songs to remind us what Islam is all about.
This is not in my book, mainly because I only wrote it today, but if you want 100 more song parodies like this, they are all in there, so give it a try.
This song is 'Billy Jean', but my version is 'Silly Dreams'. My singing days are now over, but feel free to sing along in your own video!
I dedicate this song to AtheistAtLARGE, who knows all about this subject. Cheers, AAL!
Silly DreamsClick to play the video
(The miserable buggers don't allow embedding)
Well one religion seems really keen To expand unseen You need reminding? Where have you been? Islam's the one To advance, ever more, all around We stand passive and numb In a trance, with their laws we are bound
And every day on the TV screen It's the same routine Concessions given 'cause Islam seems Honest to some Not a chance, it's a war, look around
Freedom's getting sold, we Don't think it can be true Islam is found taking ours apart But when it takes a hold we Should stand and say, 'Enough!' Back down or just refuse It's time for us to choose
Silly dreams are what they offer It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb They forbid what we call fun Some day Islam we'll shun And be rid of what they've done
They hate all gays, put girls out of sight This to them is right But see them scream if you make a stand Hear their demands See them march to your door, break it down They claim Islam is nice But to insult their faith there's a price
Islam has made us too blind to see We are far from free Too much protection for Muslim lies Soon we may find That the land we adore can't be found
When Islam takes a hold we Don't like it but it's true But realise the reaction starts If you think I won't fight, try me That should never be assumed Our freedom isn't doomed And change is coming soon
Silly dreams are what they offer It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb Who could live with faith so numb?
Silly dreams are what they offer It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb They forbid what we call fun Some day Islam we'll shun And be rid of what they've done |