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BS proof of God's existence
Argument From Unknown Qualities
1. God has qualities we mere humans can't possibly know.
2. This answers all Atheistic arguments.
3. Therefore, God exists.
Consider this
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Richard Francis Burton


Atheist on the Blog
The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.
21 November 2008
Wacko Jacko is now Mikaeel the Muslim     21 November 2008
I've just found out that good old Michael Jackson, the man with a face like a smashed Pinnochio puppet, has become... guess what? A Muslim.

Yes, he's converted to Islam, mainly because he was too fucking weird for the Scientologists, so they told him to fuck off. But Islam, they'll let anybody join, so he's in. So one more reason to laugh at the weiro, eh?

Remember that he has kids, so now instead of covering them with a blanket he can hide them in Burqas instead. Niiice!

So anyway, as it's Michael Jackson, or should I say 'Mikaeel Jackson' cos he's also changed his name (a bit) I've adapted one of his songs to remind us what Islam is all about.

This is not in my book, mainly because I only wrote it today, but if you want 100 more song parodies like this, they are all in there, so give it a try.

This song is 'Billy Jean', but my version is 'Silly Dreams'. My singing days are now over, but feel free to sing along in your own video!

I dedicate this song to AtheistAtLARGE, who knows all about this subject. Cheers, AAL!


Silly Dreams

Click to play the video
(The miserable buggers don't allow embedding)


Well one religion seems really keen
To expand unseen
You need reminding? Where have you been?
Islam's the one
To advance, ever more, all around
We stand passive and numb
In a trance, with their laws we are bound

And every day on the TV screen
It's the same routine
Concessions given 'cause Islam seems
Honest to some
Not a chance, it's a war, look around

Freedom's getting sold, we
Don't think it can be true
Islam is found taking ours apart
But when it takes a hold we
Should stand and say, 'Enough!'
Back down or just refuse
It's time for us to choose

Silly dreams are what they offer
It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb
They forbid what we call fun
Some day Islam we'll shun
And be rid of what they've done

They hate all gays, put girls out of sight
This to them is right
But see them scream if you make a stand
Hear their demands
See them march to your door, break it down
They claim Islam is nice
But to insult their faith there's a price

Islam has made us too blind to see
We are far from free
Too much protection for Muslim lies
Soon we may find
That the land we adore can't be found

When Islam takes a hold we
Don't like it but it's true
But realise the reaction starts
If you think I won't fight, try me
That should never be assumed
Our freedom isn't doomed
And change is coming soon

Silly dreams are what they offer
It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb
Who could live with faith so numb?

Silly dreams are what they offer
It's just absurd, don't be a Muslim, it's dumb
They forbid what we call fun
Some day Islam we'll shun
And be rid of what they've done


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