BS proof of God's existenceChristmas Argument | 1. | How can you doubt Christianity now, at this most special and most Holy time of the year? | | 2. | Today, oh unbeliever, surely you must fall down in adoration when you consider how God sent his only son to redeem all mankind from Hell! | | 3. | Today, oh unbeliever, surely you must fall down in adoration when you consider how we are all God's children! | | 4. | Today, oh unbeliever, surely you must remember how many will go to perdition, as it says in the Holy Book of Revelation! | | 5. | God in his infinite compassion does not want you to go to Hell, which He in His infinite mercy created! | | 6. | Cease your unbelief, and join in the wonder of Christmas! | | 7. | Praise the Baby Jesus! | | 8. | Praise the Baby Jesus! | | 9. | Praise the Baby Jesus! | | 10. | Therefore, God exists. |
Consider thisSanta Claus is clearly what Jesus would be if he was real. Nobody would ever consider nailing this omnibenevolent deity to anything, would they? Nor does he hold anything against you longer than a year. Steve James
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Three Little Parts Of God Are We I Am The Very Model Of A Knowledgeable Atheist A School Full of Science Freak Cult Sci-Fi Al-Qaeda! They'll Say Anything Their Religion Is Insane So You Wanna Be A Baptist Praying For The World To End Meatball Wiccan Proof Is All That I Want Does It Annoy You? Creationists Can Their Chanting's Really Getting On My Nerves Godless and Free Communion Wine I Have Found Confusing Why Should God Be On A Murder Charge? Religion Is Just A Con-Trick Indoctrinate, Indoctrinate, Indoctrinate! They Stop By Most You're An Atheist Don't Fight With Dumb Fools Drink The Communion Wine Don't Call Me Christ, I'm Christina Theory Christ Is Too Fat To Weigh God Is A Waste Of Space Resist! There's Mo Hammad, He's So Hammered The Bible Is Full Of Crap She's In A Trance Alright If You Can Those Old Fat Catholics They're Controlling Our World God Is In Retreat Meet The Latter-Day Saints The Trouble Is Your Religion What's This Crap? It's Creation Science I Am Tripping Who Thinks That God Was Never There? Prove It's God World Ain't Ending Pre-Teen Preacher From Bible Class Don't Save Me Don't Believe In God Or Father Christmas That's The Worst Reason I've Heard God Is A Kinky Old Perv A Dangerous Parasite A Muddle Of Doctrine It's Just Another Book Of Fairy Tales And Lies | Scientologists You Can't Stop Blasphemy See The Preacher's Threat Get Stoning One Last God What Can He Do? Christ Is A Lie That They've Sold Us That's Trash Don't Wanna Be Judged By You None Of Us Knows Their Resistance God's A Virgin Bride Explorer Jesus Needs Shampoo I'll Never Be A Muslim The Fakest Faith By Far They Praise, Preach, Hate, Chant And Sing He's Obsessed Jesus Is Round The Church Of Mindless Grins Your Faith Is My Hell Kosher Bacon Pies In Heaven Life Is Lame Real Science Can Change the World Thorn Crown, Loin Cloth And Nails Nobody Needs Religion Now Victims Religion Will Deceive You Creation's Lame Pole Dancers In The Mosque You're Wasting Your Prayers I've Had Too Much Of The Holy Spirit Gays God Never Replies Secular Jewish, Busty And Hung Over Osama's Koran! Never Needed A Soul A Logical Fallacy If You Are A Christian Muhammad's Old G-String Rubber Crucifix Without Proof God Is A Joke Where Did All Of Their Brains Go? Menacing Goals Win A Sinner Dinner On Christian Quiz Night Don't Find Faith With The Fairies A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed Jesus Looked At Porn Instead Of Helping Others God Is Never There Virgin Mary's Butt Was Tight |
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