Atheist on the Blog - Nick Gisburne

1.	Positive numbers are not caused by negative numbers.
2.	There is a parallel in the number series for a first cause: the number one.
3.	If there were no number one, there could be no subsequent addition of units.
4.	Two is two ones, three is three ones, and so on. If there were no first, there could be no second or third.
5.	God is like the number one.
6.	Therefore, God exists.

Consider this
Of all religions the Christian is without doubt the one which should inspire tolerance most, although up to now the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.

Voltaire

Atheist on the Blog

The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.

31 October 2008

Blasphemy! Songs 96-100

31 October 2008

That's right, included in this list is song 100, so the book is officially complete! I'll be writing more about the book, when it will be available, etc, in a later blog, but for now here are extracts from the final five songs from Blasphemy! The Musical:

Don't Find Faith With The Fairies
The Trolley Song (Meet Me in St Louis)

Don't find faith with the fairies
Just say no to the gnomes
Please don't pray to the pixies
That's retarded as all of us know

How good's God, is he greater?
Why claim Christ can be cool?
Ask how Allah is awesome
They are faithfully followed by fools

Faith is a lie built on deceit
Without religion you aren't any less complete
And if you think God is unique
There are a thousand other stories just as weak

A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Buck Privates)

He didn't get an education in the normal way
He stayed at home and really all he did was pray
And all he took was Bible class
But they had taught him enough
So he was up to the task
He made a holy vow
And sin's his enemy
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

Don't Fight With Dumb Fools
Moonlight Becomes You (Road to Morocco)

Don't fight with dumb fools
Who say God is there
If ever you see them praising thin air

They might be dumb fools
But knowing you're right
Shouldn't be your excuse for a fight

Jesus Looked At Porn Instead Of Helping Others
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
(Royal Wedding)

Jesus looked at porn instead of helping others
And Mohammad dressed in leather for his wife
That story when old Moses was burning the bush?
His face was hotter when he poked some girl in the tush

Jacob let his nasal hair grow long and straggly
Jonah's underpants were damp and really ripe
When Noah said 'The weather's fine'
He locked the door and drowned himself in cheap red wine

Virgin Mary's Butt Was Tight
The Way You Look Tonight (Swing Time)

God came
To the world below
Looking for a ho
Though she didn't show it all the Lord knew
Virgin Mary's butt was tight

So bootylicious
Giving God the horn
She should star in porn
Watching her perform God's magic wand grew
Virgin Mary's butt was tight

Keep these words in mind: COMING SOON!