I should have posted these extracts from the latest five songs for Blasphemy! The Musical yesterday, but I've been on a bit of a roll lately, writing a couple of songs per day rather than just one, so I didn't want to stop my creative juices flowing! As I write, there are only 8 more songs to go before I hit the magic 100, so the finish line really is in sight now. Here are extracts from those five new songs:

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Jewish, Busty And Hung Over
June Is Bustin' Out All Over (Carousel)

'Jewish, Busty And Hung Over'
The best porn the Middle East has seen
It's a formula that's trusted
If the girls are bigger busted
And the rabbi's long enough to fill the screen

'Jews Mud Wrestling For Jehovah'
Was loved by the critics on release
It's a tale of seven women
Who begin the movie swimming
But they end it in a vat of kosher grease

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Osama's Koran!
According To Plan (Corpse Bride)

When the prayer's called
And you're being hauled
To an afternoon of stoning
We have a weekly prize-draw phone-in
Meet the stars of the screen
With the Mujahideen
Yes the burqa is in
But this season must be green

It's the Muslim OK!
For people who pray
Fundamentalist chat we are spreading
Yes the topless shots of Saddam are in
And the two Shi'a babes he was bedding

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Never Needed A Soul
The Ugly Bug Ball (Summer Magic)

Once a silly little preacher stood and tried
To convince me that in Hell I would be fried
He waved his Christian book
And said I needed to look

He was furious and said I should decide
If I wanted burning torment when I died
So I told him twice
Stick your Jesus Christ
Deep in a very dark hole

The preacher's goal (Had a goal, had a goal)
Was condemning my soul (Burn my soul, burn my soul)
Trouble is I never had one
There's no hole
Never needed a soul

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A Logical Fallacy
The Beautiful Briny (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)

One thing is
Totally wrong
Doesn't belong
In debate and that's a logical fallacy
When their case is facing a defeat
That's the time believers try to cheat

Disguised
With a straw man they devised
Extreme
Leaps of faith are often seen

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If You Are A Christian
If I Were A Rich Man (Fiddler On The Roof)

If you are a Christian
You are very, very, very, very, very, very dumb
You are one of those who have become
Part of an enormous scam
You're something of a retard
And you're very, very, very, very, very, very dumb
At your birth they flicked a little switch
With their Jesus-idolising plan