Late but still great, here are five more songs from my seemingly never-ending project, Blasphemy! The Musical. I've made the extracts a little longer than usual because I'm a couple of days late with this update, mainly because some of the latest songs were themselves longer and more difficult to finish than others I've done. Enjoy!

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You're Wasting Your Prayers
Say You'll Be There (Spiceworld: The Movie)

Christ's broken my angel wings
And I need some string
For repairs

Last night at St Peter's leaving party
Jesus puked on Gabrielle's shoes
Then wrapped his halo round a lamppost
Before turning Lake Geneva to booze

For the Son of God this wasn't enough
And he took us for a walk on the sea
But our encounter with some mermaids
Left us with a fishy social disease

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I've Had Too Much Of The Holy Spirit
There Is a Sucker Born Ev'ry Minute (Barnum)

I've had too much of
The Holy Spirit
I'm sick of Christians who talk a lot
Though Jesus loves them I do not
They tell me God is on my side
But all their talk of spirit guides
Is phoney
Not scientific
They try convincing me I need to be reborn
They say that Hell was made by God who'll throw me in it
And there's a flame with my own name to keep me warm

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Gays
Mame (Mame)

Who get the Bible's strongest decree? Gays
Most every preacher seems to agree? Gays
They point at homosexuals
Quoting Deuteronomy's commands
This ancient tome objects to all
Sex without a woman and a man

Whose lives are criticised and condemned? Gays
Can't find accepting Christian friends? Gays
'Hate sin but not the sinner' means
Bigotry can hide behind a phrase
They blame their God but what it shows
Is just a prejudice they chose
Their one true aim: dispose of those gays

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God Never Replies
Stayin' Alive (Saturday Night Fever)

Well if you want anything and pray to God
And he won't reply, that's kinda odd
Do you get just what you need
And is prayer always guaranteed?
But in the Bible, come what may
He says he'll answer when you pray
Trouble is, if God ain't there
There really is no sense in prayer

Everything you're sayin'
And every time you're prayin'
God never replies, never replies
Faith is never shaken but maybe you're mistaken
'cause he never replies, never replies
God, God, God, God never replies, never replies
God, God, God, God never replies

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Secular
Popular (Wicked)

Religion has no place
And there is no way God will find a space
In schooling, in our law courts, or in me
If you agree
Help us to be... com...plete...ly...

Secular
Your government's secular
And anything Heaven sent
Wasn't really meant
To be quite so spread around (ooh!)
They cannot endorse a prayer
So it isn't there
All because the state was founded as

Secular
The country is secular
Religion in public form
Has to be withdrawn
It must never now be shown
It's all part
Of leaving the Heavenly side well alone