Nobody Needs Religion Now
Thoroughly Modern Millie (Thoroughly Modern Millie)

What exactly makes religion so holy?
Why claim it's reliable?
In a court of law they'd all be thrown out
That is undeniable

God's real? How can he be?
It's hard to see how
The myth's untrue
In my view
Nobody needs religion now

Victims
Whistling Away the Dark (Darling Lili)

Look in the eyes of those who cry
For victims blown apart
When will it end, this senseless game
And who remembers its start?
...
A bomb in a crowded market
Martyred, while round him are strewn
Victims
Victims
Death is their final tune

Religion Will Deceive You
If Ever I Would Leave You (Camelot)

Religion will deceive you
It always leaves you dumber
Just a part of some herd
Of sheep who won't learn
You're someone who won't try
To think with your brain
To reason is much more
Of a mental strain

Creation's Lame
Seasons Of Love (Rent)

How old our universe is and all that is in it
How many billion years we know it's been here
Six thousand very short years some Christians give it
That crazy number's not even near

Creation is bullshit
There's nothing to prove it happened
But science explains with facts you can't hide
Though Young Earth Creationists think the truth is within it
Their Holy Bible's a book full of lies

Pole Dancers In The Mosque
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off (Shall We Dance)

Face to Mecca and praise the hooters
Veils protect her, naked's cuter
Booty swinging, panties flinging
Pole dancers in the mosque

She'll drop the burqa if you drop a dollar
Knows how to work hers, be thankful to Allah
Gyrating together in latex and leather
It's pole dancers in the mosque

Yep, the Muslims are going to love that last one! In case you don't recognise it, you'll probably be more familiar with some of the words: 'You like potayto and I like potahto, You like tomayto and I like tomahto' (that matches with the second of the verses shown above).

I will be doubling the insurance policy on my house, just in case, and making sure that 'firebombing by religious extremists' is covered by the small print. If something happens to me... er, well, I suppose it was my own fault and not the fault of some fundamentalist head-case, right?