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BS proof of God's existence
Argument From Imperfect Reading Comprehension
1. I have a 12 page argument for the existence of God.
2. Anyone who reads and comprehends my argument will be convinced that God exists.
3. You are not convinced that God exists.
4. Either you didn't read my essay or you didn't understand it.
5. You cannot refute my argument unless you have read it and understood it.
6. You cannot refute my argument that God exists.
7. Therefore, God exists.
Consider this
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time... but he loves you.
George Carlin


Atheist on the Blog
The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.
22 September 2008
Blasphemy! Songs 51-55     22 September 2008
Five more songs completed, which means five more extracts from my new book, Blasphemy! The Musical, including the longest, most difficult and possibly the best one so far, You Can't Stop Blasphemy. If the book had a title track, that would probably be it. This blog also marks the point where I now have fewer songs to complete than I've already completed, so the finish line is in sight - stay tuned!


It's Just Another Book Of Fairy Tales And Lies
As If We Never Said Goodbye (Sunset Boulevard)

Perhaps in desperation
When nothing else succeeded
And feeling low
It seems as though
It's needed
But the Bible you depend on
Has no heavenly foundation
It's just another book of fairy tales and lies


You Can't Stop Blasphemy
You Can't Stop The Beat (Hairspray)

Draw a cartoon prophet then you'll find
That the peace-loving words are all far behind
With aggression is how their faith is defined today
You can't stop blasphemy

Wanna die? Well just pick a fight
Insult Muhammad, they will march and set the city alight
And no surprises why security for flying is tight today

But we won't stop
Rejecting all the rhetoric that's rolling around
The Qur'an is just a book of bullshit, not profound
And the morals of the prophet, they were never sound, no way
You can't stop blasphemy


See The Preacher's Threat
Teacher's Pet (School of Rock)

Taking all the credit and praise
With extra glory on Sundays
God ain't love, just analyse the prize
The hidden message behind the lies
...
If you don't wanna see the preacher's threat
Well maybe you will live to regret it
This is the reason: God ain't divine
Your whole religion's a waste of time
Oh yea!


Get Stoning
Good Morning (Singin' In The Rain)

Get stoning, get stoning
Sign on the list if you
Want stoning, is stoning for you?
...
They're stoning, they're stoning
They'll chop your hands off too
Stop moaning, they're stoning it's true


One Last God
Le Jazz Hot (Victor/Victoria)

Though it's crazy
The last god says he
Can conquer this world forever
Just who benefits if he is right?
Who must die to win the fight?
But we should end what they did
The past gods faded
So let's lose one last god



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