Atheist on the Blog - Nick Gisburne

1.	A big-name scientist, somewhere, once admitted that it just might be possible, perhaps, that one of the many pieces of evidence for evolution could, maybe, if P < 0.05, be false.
2.	Therefore, evolution is definitely false.
3.	Therefore, God exists.

Consider this
It's fair to say the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Penn Jillette

Atheist on the Blog

The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.

16 September 2008

Blasphemy! Songs 46-50

16 September 2008

Wow, this is the tenth set of extracts from my new book, Blasphemy! The Musical, and it's so hot off the press it's still sizzling! I finished the 50th song just minutes ago - who would have thought it would be a parody of 'The Ugly Duckling'?!

Don't Believe In God Or Father Christmas
Sisters (White Christmas)

Christmas
Christmas
Don't believe in God or Father Christmas
Santa never answers when you think of him
Don't pray to God, your chance is slim

That's The Worst Reason I've Heard
I Enjoy Being a Girl (Flower Drum Song)

If you think that for marriage you must wait
And that sex with another's not permitted
If your faith gives no margin for debate
And you claim that a sin will be committed
...
If your only plea is Jesus
If your reason is God's own word
And Satan and sin deceive us
That's the worst reason I've heard

God Is A Kinky Old Perv
The Impossible Dream (Man of La Mancha)

Your God is a kinky old perv
He hides everywhere that you go
He's there looking in through the window
Undress for a bath and he knows
...
God is a pest
Spies down from afar
Yes God is a pervert
He's really bizarre

God Is A Waste Of Space
Put On A Happy Face (Bye Bye Birdie)

Listen to what I tell you
God is a waste of space
Leave what they try to sell you
God is a waste of space

What do you get from years of reverence
Down on your knees?
Better to hand God final severance
Live your life free

A Muddle Of Doctrine
The Ugly Duckling (Hans Christian Andersen)

Your faith is a muddle of doctrine
With dozens of differing creeds
But I've never heard
A line more absurd than
God rewards good deeds
God rewards
Yes God rewards
Yes God rewards good deeds
But you seem to have missed
I deny that God exists
So your argument just misleads

Now that you're up to date with where I am, I'm afraid the updates won't be so frequent - I can only write one song, sometimes two, in a day, so you'll need to be patient! However this is a major milestone - 50 is half way to the final 100, and if I keep up the same steady pace the book will be finished in around 6 or 7 weeks. So you'll be able to get your grubby little paws on a copy in early November!

Keep watching!