You guessed it, more extracts from my up-and-coming new book,
Blasphemy! The Musical...
Who Thinks That God Was Never There?
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (High Society)
Who thinks that God was never there? I do
Who sees how pointless is a prayer? I do
You think a better life will come if you wait?
But why such debate
When this life is great?
Who thinks religion is insane? I do
Who treats the Bible with disdain? I do
Who thinks the Testaments are untrue? I do
Yes I do and so in fact should you
Prove It's God
All That Jazz (Chicago)
You may think there's someone up above
So prove it's God
Someone who knows the bad things you are thinking of
So prove it's God
Preach the Bible, show me what you've got
But a book ain't proof and evidence it's not
The claims are looking small
Your case will trip and fall
So prove it's God
World Ain't Ending
Hey, Big Spender (Sweet Charity)
Well every time that you talk
If the word is from Jehovah, a Witness
The world is ending
Big earthquakes, plagues and fire
They're saying the world will blow
And that the future is dire
Well maybe this might disappoint
The Apocalypse is wrong I guarantee
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy
Pre-Teen Preacher From Bible Class
Mean Green Mother From Outer Space (Little Shop Of Horrors)
He's just a pre-teen preacher from Bible class
And too small
He's just a pre-teen preacher from Bible class
And he's had no life at all
A little pre-teen preacher's too young to pray
Say, 'Put down that book, go out and play
And don't preach, pre-teen, you're way too small'
Don't Save Me
Lovely (A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum)
Don't save me
No one needs to save me
Saving doesn't come into my day
Prayed for
Why should I be prayed for?
Why the need to tell me when you pray?
Tomorrow's selection will get you right up to date with the 50 songs I've written so far! Actually, as I write this I've only done 49, so I'd better get a move on!