Atheist on the Blog - Nick Gisburne

1.	You could see the beauty of God if you would just open your eyes.
2.	God won't show himself to a person who has his eyes closed, you know.
3.	Logic can keep you from God, but only if you let it.
4.	Therefore, God exists.

Consider this
To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy

David Brooks

Atheist on the Blog

The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.

12 September 2008

Blasphemy! Songs 26-30

12 September 2008

Whoops! Missed a day! Yesterday I took a day off to design the cover for the book... top secret, naturally! However, back on track again, here are some more extracts from Blasphemy! The Musical...

Theory
Memory (Cats)

Theory
Used in science it brings light
Understand what the word says
Find its meaning again
Out of context some think it's what hypothesis is
But a theory's not the same

Christ Is Too Fat To Weigh
(Life Is A) Cabaret (Cabaret)

Waiting for Jesus? Don't look for him soon
No matter how you pray
Look at the slob your God's become
Christ is too fat to weigh

There is no quitting, he loves to consume
The all-you-can-eat buffet
Empties the plate, eats every crumb
Christ is too fat to weigh

Resist!
What's This? (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Resist! Resist!
Those Christians who dare
Insist
They offer you a prayer
Resist!
They buzz around like flies
You feel like screaming
Getting closer to despair
Resist!

Scientologists
Puttin' On The Ritz (Blue Skies)

Now it's untrue
So don't believe
What they show you
They just deceive
Whose cult is this?
Scientologists

There's Mo Hammad, He's So Hammered
There's No Business Like Show Business (Annie Get Your Gun)

There's Mo Hammad, he's so hammered
Let's go Hammad, hey Mo!
Looking very queasy when he's kneeling
Always has a bottle when he prays
There's projectile vomit on the ceiling
It's certain he'll sing, he's in a daze

Come back tomorrow - there will be more... unless I skip a day again!