They Stop By Most
High Hopes (A Hole in the Head)

Just who sends those Latter-Day Saints
Back for more, despite my complaints
Anyone thinks they're quaint ain't
Met the Latter-Day Saints

'cause they stop by most
They drop by most
Wonder
Why God supplies
Such a high dose

You're An Atheist
Aquarius (Hair)

When your faith in prayer passes on
Religion plays no further part
If hope seems gone without it
It's time for life to start

Don't be afraid
Come out and say you're an atheist
Today you're an atheist

An atheist!
An atheist!

Religion Is Just A Con-Trick
The Teddy Bears' Picnic

If you kneel down in a church to pray
You'll never hear God's reply
Instead they'll ask you to try to pay
God's credit's in short supply
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick

Drink The Communion Wine
Trail of the Lonesome Pine (Way Out West)

If you catch a priest committing sin ya
Get to drink the communion wine
If his porn you find
He's more than kind
Just don't tell the bishop, he won't mind

Don't Call Me Christ, I'm Christina
Don't Cry For Me Argentina (Evita)

Don't call me Christ, I'm Christina
The truth is I wear stilettos
I've had my legs shaved
And I'm insistent
I have no penis
It's non-existent

Come back tomorrow - there's more!