Meatball Wiccan
Pinball Wizard (Tommy)

There was nobody who liked her
She had no friends to call
Her face it used to frighten
The cool kids in the mall
And at school she didn't like gym
No exercise at all
That fat, ugly goth kid
Goes by the name 'Meatball'
...
She's a meatball Wiccan
Loves magic, moon and trees
Adores fried chicken
Eats everything she sees

Proof Is All That I Want
You're The One That I Want (Grease)

All your claims and prophesying
To mislead is your goal
And the lies you're justifying
Are intensifying
...
Proof is all that I want
(Bring out the evidence)
Prove God's true, sonny
It's all I need
Then I'll concede

Does It Annoy You?
Getting To Know You (The King and I)

Does it annoy you
Hearing that God's all around you
Does it annoy you
When they insist you should pray
Does it annoy you
Giving you some constant strife while
Saying your lifestyle
Has gone astray

Creationists Can
The Candy Man Can (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Who can look at science
Tell you it ain't true
Quote you from the Bible like it beats the peer review?

Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Their Chanting's Really Getting On My Nerves
The Phantom of the Opera (The Phantom of the Opera)

They moved next door to me
Now life's a strain
It's one big noise to me
Sends me insane
Those Buddhists driving me
Out of my mind
Their chanting's really getting on my nerves
No peace I find

Still more tomorrow!