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Everything is more or less organised matter. To think so is against religion, but I think so just the same. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Peter O'Toole
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The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.
I don't really need to add more commentary to this do I? Other than to remind you that what these animals are shouting in the background, after they pour fuel onto their prisoners, push them into a pit, and BURN THEM ALIVE, is 'Allah u Akhbar', which means 'God is great', a declaration of faith given by all Muslims. Religion of peace? I don't think so. Even the most extreme members of any other religion you care to name would not sink to such barbarity. Only Muslim extremists do this. Only Muslims. This and stories like this are to be found daily in the Memri Newsfeed on this site - click here for more.
Well, it's the 14th of February and none of you bitches bought me a card, so here's a romantic poem, actually a sonnet, for women everywhere who don't know what they are missing... Shall I Compare Thee (Sonnet XVIII) by William Shakespeare Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Okay, let's try that one again: Shall I Compare Thee (redux) by Nick Gisburne Shall I compare thee to a lump of clay? Thou art more fugly and more heavy-weight An arse that no mere bathroom scales can weigh No sumo wrestler downs the pies you ate Sometimes the sweat pours off when hot sun shines Your gut blocks out the light, the whole room dimmed That facial hair won't cover up your lines You really need to get your moustache trimmed But thy enormous belly shall not fade Nor lose some weight by eating cheese on toast You're putting half the country into shade And your external size just grow'st and grow'st So long as you can breathe you'll eat with glee I have but one request - please don't eat me One more: A Red, Red Rose by O my love's like a red, red rose Covered in dirt and surrounded by pricks Biiiiiiiiiiitch! Happy VD :o) Exercise update: I suppose this fits in here, because next Valentine's Day I plan to be super-fit and getting dozens of offers... er, maybe! So, if anyone's interested, my exercise and diet is going extrememly well. I started with the bike on 9 January, doing that every day until my resistance bands arrived on 22 January and I now do those 3 times a week, alternating with the exercise bike, also 3 times a week, and the seventh day when I do nothing at all. With the bike, I've gone from 20 minutes on very low resistance, burning 290 calories, to my current 40 minutes on much higher resistance - today I pedalled for 20 km (12.5 miles) and clocked up 1049 calories! There are a lot of different programs on the computer console, so I change them quite regularly, just to keep it interesting, and push myself a little more each time I change it. The bands take me longer, but I went from a 30 minute workout to a 60 minute one, which actually takes me about 80 minutes. I also keep upping the resistance on those because some of the exercises start to get to the point where I am doing 30 or more reps before getting tired, so at that point I add more resistance and go back to fewer, but harder, reps. I mentioned before that I have a punch bag, but the damned wall fixing for it has still not arrived, so I've not used it yet. The diet is cool, I'm not feeling hungry, but eat ridiculously small portions when compared to the great hub-cap size dinner plates of old. All good, tasty, healthy stuff. And as well as losing pounds in weight, I save pounds in money because the food goes a lot further. The key to not getting hungry is this: drink lots of water. And drink it from a water bottle, not a glass, because then you just take lots of little sips through the day, you don't get fed up with it, and it all adds up. Er, and you need to pee a LOT more, unfortunately! I've lost something like 11 pounds so far, most of them since I started with the resistance bands AND the bike together. I suspect that before that I was so out of shape that I wasn't able to push myself far enough to actually lose much weight, but now the sweat literally pours off me, so it's all definitely going! I saw this quote today which I'm going to retrospectively adopt as my exercising/diet motto: "The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one."I like that quote because the big task is to lose a shed-load of weight, which I'm now achieving, in little steps, daily. I'm just glad I'm doing this, because I feel a LOT better in myself. And one last point is that because I have more than one type of exercise equipment I don't get bored. I had a day, last week in fact, when I really couldn't face the resistance bands, so I just got on the bike instead that day. And I have one day a week when I don't do either - luxury!
I've been on a horror theme with my videos lately, but I needed to get back into my HFB project again. So why not combine both in one ghastly little video bundle? Are You Lovecraft Tonight? Gruesomeness 13 - The Horror Fucking Bible
You may have wanted more Holy Fucking Bible, but you probably didn't expect anything quite like this. H P Lovecraft eat your heart out... too late, I ate it already. Mwahahahaaaa! |
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