Genuine story: You know you spend too much time reading and writing about religion when the following happens. I went to make a bowl of porridge, which needs to be cooked for 4 minutes in the microwave, so I always tap in 400. Except today, when I tapped in 500... because I was thinking about the number of years the Bible says Noah lived before he had his first child.
There's no hope for me. Shoot me now.