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BS proof of God's existence
Argument From Understanding
1. You're not meant to understand.
2. Therefore, God exists.
Consider this
You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.


Atheist on the Blog
The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.
27 October 2007
Too much time thinking about religion     27 October 2007
Genuine story: You know you spend too much time reading and writing about religion when the following happens. I went to make a bowl of porridge, which needs to be cooked for 4 minutes in the microwave, so I always tap in 400. Except today, when I tapped in 500... because I was thinking about the number of years the Bible says Noah lived before he had his first child.

There's no hope for me. Shoot me now.

OldTesticles.com - God's nuts for dating     27 October 2007
The Bible says that these old duffers had children at very advanced ages. So how does someone this ancient hook up with the local ladies? God's favourite dating agency of course - OldTesticles.com

OldTesticles.com - God's nuts for dating
Genesis 5



The Holy Fucking Bible:
1.  Another Fucking Creation Story
2.  The Talking Snake Fucks It Up For Everyone
3.  Eve Shows Off Her Furry Knickers
4.  Cain Twats Abel and Fucks a Mystery Woman
5.  OldTesticles.com - God's nuts for dating
6.  Noah's Ark: It's Fucking Genocide I Tell Ya!
7.  God's Shit Stained Planet of Death
8.  Noah: The Transvestite Years
9.  9/11 - The Triple Towers of Bullshit
10.  DIY Coffin Dodgers Gettin Jiggy Wit Da Pharaoh
11.  Are You Lovecraft Tonight?
12.  Allah G's Skool Histry Homewerk
13.  God Loves Panties and Porn

My earlier Bible Stories for children:
1.  God Made Everything
2.  The Apple and the Snake
3.  Babies, Murders and Mysterious Girls


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