Atheist on the Blog - Nick Gisburne

1.	Everything revolves around God, even the earth and the sun.
2.	Therefore, even Atheists are revolving around God!
3.	Silly, aren't they, to deny the truth?
4.	Therefore, God exists.

Consider this
To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy

David Brooks

Atheist on the Blog

The more I look at religion, the more I dislike it and what it does to the world and its people. This blog will help you understand why religion is something you shouldn't accept as a good thing in our lives. Above all, don't respect religious beliefs when their practitioners refuse to respect you.

27 August 2007

Crazy Christian Products

27 August 2007

I'm assuming these are (mostly) meant to be joke products, but with some I'm not so sure:

Christian toys, gifts and novelties

My favourites are:

Holy Toast Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it can also be the most miraculous. Push this plastic miracle maker into your piece of bread, toast it, and "presto," instant amazement and awe! As it cooks, the distinct outline of the Virgin Mary will appear in the bread. When you serve it, they won't know whether to eat it with some grape jelly or build it a shrine.
Huggy Jesus Have you hugged Jesus today? If that sounds like something you might want to do, this 17" plush Huggy Jesus with yarn hair and colorful fabric robes might be the answer to your prayers. Originally created as a tool to teach kids about Jesus, these sold retail for $29.95. However, they were so incredibly creepy that they were discontinued at the manufacturer and we can sell the remaining stock to you at a bargain price! We have limited quantities, so buy fast. Huggy Jesus is waiting for your hugs.
Lord's Prayer Singing Alarm Clock Did you ever consider that the shrieking buzz that comes from your alarm clock is really the voice of Satan straight from the pits of Hell? No wonder you wake up grumpy! Well, this 8" x 4" plastic alarm clock will lull you awake with the Lord's Prayer in song form. It doesn't come with batteries, but it will surely charge your days with plastic pre-recorded religious power!
Pope Innocent III Action Figure Introduce this Pope Innocent III Action Figure to your other figures and watch the spiritual sparks fly! Armed with his formidable power of excommunication and an intimidating scroll inscribed with Latin text, this 6" tall, hard plastic model of the 176th Pope will soon have all your other action figures lining up for confession. Read the back of the illustrated blistercard and you'll find that Pope Innocent III was a good guy in all respects. He was a patron of the arts, cared about orphans, built a hospital and reunified the Papal States! Comes with removable fancy Pope hat.