Blasphemy! Anthems for Atheists

Three Little Parts Of God Are We

Three Little Maids From School - The Mikado

I Am The Very Model Of A Knowledgeable Atheist

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General - The Pirates of Penzance

A School Full of Science

A Spoonful of Sugar - Mary Poppins

Freak Cult Sci-Fi

Sweet Transvestite - Rocky Horror Picture Show

Al-Qaeda!

Oklahoma!

They’ll Say Anything

I’d Do Anything - Oliver!

Their Religion Is Insane

There Is Nothin’ Like A Dame - South Pacific

So You Wanna Be A Baptist

So You Wanna Be A Boxer - Bugsy Malone

Praying For The World To End

Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Meatball Wiccan

Pinball Wizard - Tommy

Proof Is All That I Want

You’re The One That I Want - Grease

Does It Annoy You?

Getting To Know You - The King and I

Creationists Can

The Candy Man Can - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Their Chanting’s Really Getting On My Nerves

The Phantom of the Opera

Godless and Free

Under the Sea - The Little Mermaid

Communion Wine I Have Found Confusing

The Sound of Music

Why Should God Be On A Murder Charge?

Wand’rin’ Star - Paint Your Wagon

Religion Is Just A Con-Trick

The Teddy Bears’ Picnic

Indoctrinate, Indoctrinate, Indoctrinate!

The Deadwood Stage - Calamity Jane

They Stop By Most

High Hopes - A Hole in the Head

You’re An Atheist

Aquarius - Hair

Don’t Fight With Dumb Fools

Moonlight Becomes You - Road to Morocco

Drink The Communion Wine

Trail Of The Lonesome Pine - Way Out West

Don’t Call Me Christ, I’m Christina

Don’t Cry For Me Argentina - Evita

Theory

Memory - Cats

Christ Is Too Fat To Weigh

(Life Is A) Cabaret - Cabaret

God Is A Waste Of Space

Put On A Happy Face - Bye Bye Birdie

Resist!

What’s This? - The Nightmare Before Christmas

There’s Mo Hammad, He’s So Hammered

There’s No Business Like Show Business - Annie Get Your Gun

The Bible Is Full Of Crap

Thomas O’Malley Cat - The Aristocats

She’s In A Trance Alright

I Could Have Danced All Night - My Fair Lady

If You Can

Be A Clown - The Pirate

Those Old Fat Catholics

That Old Black Magic - The Nutty Professor

They’re Controlling Our World

I Can Show You The World - Aladdin

God Is In Retreat

42nd Street

Meet The Latter-Day Saints

A Couple of Swells - Easter Parade

The Trouble Is Your Religion

Tomorrow - Annie

What’s This Crap? It’s Creation Science

Little April Shower - Bambi

I Am Tripping

I Feel Pretty - West Side Story

Who Thinks That God Was Never There?

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? - High Society

Prove It’s God

All That Jazz - Chicago

World Ain’t Ending

Hey, Big Spender - Sweet Charity

Pre-Teen Preacher From Bible Class

Mean Green Mother From Outer Space - Little Shop Of Horrors

Don’t Save Me

Lovely - A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

Don’t Believe In God or Father Christmas

Sisters - White Christmas

That’s The Worst Reason I’ve Heard

I Enjoy Being a Girl - Flower Drum Song

God Is A Kinky Old Perv

The Impossible Dream - Man of La Mancha

A Dangerous Parasite

Stranger In Paradise - Kismet

A Muddle Of Doctrine

The Ugly Duckling - Hans Christian Andersen

It’s Just Another Book Of Fairy Tales And Lies

As If We Never Said Goodbye - Sunset Boulevard

Scientologists

Puttin’ On The Ritz - Blue Skies

You Can’t Stop Blasphemy

You Can’t Stop The Beat - Hairspray

See The Preacher’s Threat

Teacher’s Pet - School of Rock

Get Stoning

Good Morning - Singin’ In The Rain

One Last God

Le Jazz Hot - Victor/Victoria

What Can He Do?

Xanadu

Christ Is A Lie That They’ve Sold Us

Everything’s Coming Up Roses - Gypsy

That’s Trash

At Last - Orchestra Wives

Don’t Wanna Be Judged By You

I Wanna Be Loved By You - Some Like It Hot

None Of Us Knows

Buttons And Bows - The Paleface

Their Resistance

Half A Sixpence

God’s A Virgin Bride Explorer

How Are Things In Glocca Morra? - Finian’s Rainbow

Jesus Needs Shampoo

Any Dream Will Do - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

I’ll Never Be A Muslim

I Don’t Know How To Love Him - Jesus Christ Superstar

The Fakest Faith By Far

Swinging On a Star - Going My Way

They Praise, Preach, Hate, Chant And Sing

I Just Can’t Wait to be King - The Lion King

He’s Obsessed

Be Our Guest - Beauty And The Beast

Jesus Is Round

Send In The Clowns - A Little Night Music

The Church Of Mindless Grins

Colors Of The Wind - Pocahontas

Your Faith Is My Hell

I Know Him So Well - Chess

Kosher Bacon Pies

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - Roberta

In Heaven Life Is Lame

I’m Gonna File My Claim - River Of No Return

Real Science Can Change the World

Thank Heaven For Little Girls - Gigi

Thorn Crown, Loin Cloth And Nails

Top Hat, White Tie And Tails - Top Hat

Nobody Needs Religion Now

Thoroughly Modern Millie

Victims

Whistling Away the Dark - Darling Lili

Religion Will Deceive You

If Ever I Would Leave You - Camelot

Creation’s Lame

Seasons Of Love - Rent

Pole Dancers In The Mosque

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off - Shall We Dance

You’re Wasting Your Prayers

Say You’ll Be There - Spiceworld: The Movie

I’ve Had Too Much Of The Holy Spirit

There Is a Sucker Born Ev’ry Minute - Barnum

Gays

Mame

God Never Replies

Stayin’ Alive - Saturday Night Fever

Secular

Popular - Wicked

Jewish, Busty And Hung Over

June Is Bustin’ Out All Over - Carousel

Osama’s Koran!

According To Plan - Corpse Bride

Never Needed A Soul

The Ugly Bug Ball - Summer Magic

A Logical Fallacy

The Beautiful Briny - Bedknobs and Broomsticks

If You Are A Christian

If I Were A Rich Man - Fiddler On The Roof

Muhammad’s Old G-String

It Might As Well Be Spring - State Fair

Rubber Crucifix

Summer Holiday

Without Proof God Is A Joke

Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat - Guys and Dolls

Where Did All Of Their Brains Go?

Over the Rainbow - The Wizard of Oz

Menacing Goals

Anything Goes

Win A Sinner Dinner On Christian Quiz Night

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) - Mamma Mia!

Don’t Find Faith With The Fairies

The Trolley Song - Meet Me in St Louis

A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Buck Privates

Jesus Looked At Porn Instead Of Helping Others

How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life? - Royal Wedding

God Is Never There

Walking In The Air - The Snowman

Virgin Mary’s Butt Was Tight

The Way You Look Tonight - Swing Time